robots are your friends
June 27, 2008
Usually i would be talking about how much something sucks right now, (ie sprained ankle, shitty weather, smelly co-workers, etc…) but i will refrain from this, briefly, to talk about something instead that absolutely DOES NOT suck; Wall-E, the movie. I’m totally not being paid by Pixar to be doing this (although if you wish to send me a check, I will happily forward you my address), but it was quite possibly the best robot-acted romantic-comedy that i’ve ever seen, which basically means i’m comparing it to any romantic-comedy starring Keanu Reeves. Haha, i crack myself up. No but seriously now, I love Keanu Reeves. Speaking of which, where has he been? There has not been enough Keanu in my life as of late.
Back to Wall-E, i’m not going to recap it, or analyze it for its theme and subtle nuances, because that’s what pretentious film critic/ douchebags do. I just watch stuff, and laugh, or more likely, I cry at random parts because i’m sensitive, okay? You got a problem with that?
Just go see the film, or buy the bootleg in Chinatown or whatever, I promise it’ll be worth your time. And if you hate it, well then, you suck.
