a magical recovery

I’m happy to report that after a long week of hobbling about and bumming rides with friends, I’m finally at a solid 75% recovery state thanks to some magic pills. Really, they’re magic, and legal. My co-worker gave them to me saying that if I took 5 of them 3 times a day, my sprained (and very swollen) foot and ankle would be better in a day, and she was TOTALLY right. And this was some homeopathy stuff, which I totally thought was a hoax after my friend Wen (who i know will be reading this and is vehemently a non-believer in homeopathy and will be rolling her eyes when she reads this) explained in lay-man terms what it actually entailed, but i’m going to have to say it actually works. So if any of you guys ever sprain your ankle, or foot, (which i hope never happens but if it does) just gimme a call, i’ll hook you up with the shiznit.

I also realized that I don’t have enough friends with cars. A lot of them have bikes, but not cars. This is not very useful when you need rides because you can’t walk. I mean, I tried to walk a block and it took me 30 minutes, and I had to give up and call a cab. And i’d totally drive myself but i don’t have a license, nor a permit, and quite frankly, I think i’m doing pedestrians a favour by staying off the roads. Lives are being saved each day i am not at the wheel of a moving vehicle, trust me.  So, dear friends: get cars (and preferrably ones with those vertical lift doors cuz that would be crazy pimp).