Vegans (WARNING: May be offensive to some readers)
June 7, 2008
I stopped for lunch at a restaurant last week and asked for a burger.
Waitress: “Oh, you mean the veggie burger?”
Me: “No actually, I’d like the Big Beefy Burger, and make that extra rare.”
Me in my mind: “WTF? Do i look like a hippie??? Do i Look like a VEGAN to you?? What the hell. “
First of all, vegans are no fun. I had a vegan cupcake once and all i have to say is, if anyone can make a cupcake kind of suck, which under normal circumstances is virtually impossible, it’s a vegan. These people need to understand that all good things in life come from animals. Louis Vuittons, steaks, feather boas… ALL from animals. And you know what, that’s how nature works, animals need other animals to survive, it’s all part of the eco-cycle-ma-bob, the circle of LIFE. Hasn’t THE LION KING taught us anything??
