Rich-ity Mac-Rich-ster

I just got paid 2 days ago so i’m feeling pretty damn rich. Well, that is until I have to pay my credit card statement which will then render me penniless yet again, but that is not due until next week, so in the meantime, I will bask in my delusional wealth. And oh how i will bask.

I will start by leaning far back in my chair with my hands behind my head and putting my loafered feet on my desk. Rich people on TV always do that. It seems like fun. As I’m in this reclined position, I amuse myself with all the things I can procure with my moolah.

Perhaps I will finally buy the bubble-wrap toy that I’ve been having my eye on for the last little while. Called Puchi Puchi, it is “almost guaranteed to be the most realistic bubble wrap toy on the market”. Hmm..the “almost” part seems kind of suspect and of course, nothing beats the real deal, but it rewards every 100 pops with a sound effect including but not limited to “door chime”, “barking dog”, “fart”, and “sexy voice”.

Sold!